I caught you cheating, you had the nerve to say you're sleeping Just not with her, but tell your friends that I'll be lost without you And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it So I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated Seven, suck a big game till you're naked Only six seconds and I had to fake it Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issues Two, you're tough, you're bullshit, I can't undo One, I hate the fact that you made me love you Your friends must suck if they think you're cool A sloppy drunk, obsessed with his jewel Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money And I don't know how I felt for your *, you grossed me out Now I've got the ache and I've got a list of why you don't get to * me Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated Seven, suck a big game till you're naked Only six seconds and I had to fake it Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issues Two, you're tough, you're bullshit, I can't undo One, I hate the fact that you made me love you You made me love you You made me love you How'd you make me love you? And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it So I made a list, yeah Ten things I hate about you Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated Seven, suck a big game till you're naked Only six seconds and I had to fake it Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issues Two, you're tough, you're bullshit, I can't undo One, I hate the fact that you made me love you