My name is Captain Kidd, as I sail, as I sail. My name is Captain Kidd, as I sail.Oh, me name is Captain Kidd, and God's laws I did forbid, and most wickedly I did, as I sail, as I sail.Oh, Her name was Nellie Brown, as she sailed, as she sailed, her name was Nellie Brown, as she sailed.Her name was Nellie Brown, and if you gave her off the ground, she would take her knickers down, as she sailed, as she sailed.Oh, me name is Captain Kidd, as I sail, as I sail.Her name was Nellie Brown.Now the captain's name was Jock, as he sailed, as he sailed.The captain's name was Jock, as he sailed.Now the captain's name was Jock, he had a multi-colouredlike a stick of black wool rock, as he sailed, as he sailed.And his name was Billy Hunt, as he sailed, as he sailed.His name was Billy Hunt, as he sailed.Oh, his name was Billy Hunt, and he thought he had a c***,but his * was back to front, as he sailed, as he sailed.So, there you go.That's it.There you go.C***hole.C***hole.C***hole.