If you're trying to get a charge from the girl behind the bar
Cause your phone's fresh out of juice
If you're in a cab and forgot to close your tab
Gonna pay for your Macca's drive-thru
If you're mixing feelings with mixed drinks
And she's a fool but your eyes think she's an eight
Well I ain't trying to hate
You're just drunk, all messed up
And when you don't think that you've had enough
You're just drunk, a little too bummed
And you ain't really looking for love
But those words are slipping easy off your tongue
Cause you're just drunk
If you don't really dance but you're really trying to dance
And you're clapping on the one and the three
Drunk
If there's typos in the text
You send them to your ex
Cause you're trying to find a ride for free
Drunk
If you've had more drinks
Then you can count on both your hands
Then there's no doubt
You're drunk, all messed up
And when you don't think that you've had enough
You're just drunk, a little too buzzed
And you ain't really looking for love
But those words are slipping easy off your tongue
Cause you're just drunk
We've all been there before
The drunkest guy at the party
But we're Australian
Loud and proud
And we're just drunk
We ain't sorry
We're just drunk, all messed up
And when we don't think that we've had enough
We're just drunk, a little too buzzed
And we ain't really looking for love
But those words are slipping easy off your tongue
Cause you're just drunk
You're just drunk
Yeah, we're just drunk
We're all just drunk
Yeah