If you're ever in a jam, here I amIf you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bailIt's friendship, friendship, just a perfect friendshipBut all the friendships have been forgotOurs will still be hot, a lot, a lot, a lot of ding, ding, dingIf you're ever up a tree, phone to meAnd if you're ever down a well, ring my bellAnd if you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mineIt's friendship, friendship, just a perfect friendshipBut all the friendships have been forgetOurs will still be greatWhat say, let's be buddiesWhat say, let's be palsWhat say, let's be buddiesAnd keep up each other's moraleI may never changeShout itBut many's a time I'm blueBut say, how's about itCan I be a buddy to you?You're the top, yeahYou're the tallestYou're the tallestYou're the topYou're the Louvre MuseumYou're a melody from a symphony by StraussYou're a FendelbonnetA Shakespeare sonnetYou're Mickey MouseYou're the NileYou're the Tower of PisaYou're the smile on the Mona LisaI'm a worthless checkI'm a total wreck of flopPlot!And the Louvre's on the bottomCurious about the bottomHey, if we're the bottomWho's the top?You don't need to say me nowThere's no one elseSo surprised that you can't see meThere are roses and trees up thereAll day long I seem to want honeyI wonder whyBecause I've been there, wonder why?Put your head on my shoulderYou need someone to hold the handAnd much more, I want my open heartThere's nothing you can't takeTo relieve that *** acheYou're not safe, you're just in loveThe night is pureThe sky is clearSo why don't we go on singing, dear?It's delightfulIt's deliciousIt's a lovely nightI understand the reason whyWhat's sentimentalAnd so am IIt's delightfulIt's deliciousIt's a lovelyYou could tell all alongWhat a swell night this is for a songAnd when we're singing togetherWhat can go wrong?Through thick and through thinAll out or all inAnd where there is windPraise our showWith you for me and me for youWe'll muddle through whatever we doIt's friendship, friendshipJust the perfect friendshipWhat say, let's be buddiesWhat say, let's be palsCome on, baby, come onYou're the topYou're the mostAnd when we get togetherIt's delightful, it's deliciousIt's delightful, it's deliciousIt's delectable, it's deliriousIt's dilemma, it's dilemmaIt's delicious, it's lovely