What do you get when you take Godzilla to the mall? He scares all the children and shreds all the pillows And knocks over walls His emerald eyes, they sparkle and shine As he eats the food court and steals half my fries That's what you get when you take Godzilla to the mall La da da da da da da What do you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom? He rings the bell and she looks out the window And calls the cops I try to explain that he's mostly tame As long as there's pizza and video games That's what you get when you take Godzilla to meet your mom La da da da da da da While everyone else is running and screaming I just love being with you I guess they don't see all the things I don't see Make you so uniquely you You, you, you What do you get when you meet Godzilla And fall in love? Thanks for watching!