Kids be free be whatever you are do whatever you want to do just so long as you don't hurt anybody Juggling jugglers Falling fat floppy ditty freaks I ain't seen fucking peas in the house Boom shakaday I'm Violent J and I'm back like a vertebrae And I come with a hat full of tricks Trunk full of fake, old car full of fat chicks Fuck you Wicked clowns would like to say what's up To the Cobras, X-Men and cops And everybody with clown love Even subs I never heard of Roll in the town and out with the big top Four cards down and two more still to drop And when it does I back up and hit the road Cause I don't want to see your head explode Toss me an axe and I'll toss you a dead chicken Add a buck you get a two liter with em And when E.G. says I'm with the show It's Hocus Pocus Jokus Great Malika once again The psychotic carnival creature Hocus Pocus Jokus Hocus Pocus Jokus Southwest slithering snakes of darkness Come on Hocus Pocus Jokus Come take a spin on the carnival Shazam! Bam! Shagga like a locust, shaggy to come back like scoliosis Call me a psycho schizo freak And I'll call you by your name Cause I can give two shits and a fuck I bounce down further in a popcorn clown truck I'm a circus ninja, southwest voodoo wizard Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin Everybody's waiting for the show to begin Off to the top by the neck and let you go Try to land in a glass of Faygo You suck, you missed a fucking glass Broken neck and busted your fucking ass But the genie says I'm with the show Hocus Pocus Jokus Great Malika awaits you after death Rub the lamp and explore Hocus Pocus Jokus Come take a spin on the carnival Enter Malika's funhouse Walk right through the wretched hall Hocus Pocus Jokus Come take a spin on the carnival Rude boy and chonky down with the clown First time we ever went to Mexican town I remember, we couldn't pay the bill They got hot and beat us down in a fucking parking lot Tall Jess jumped steady and hit the mat Tagged ICP by the train tracks And it was on the dawn of a new day Magical carpets gripping down the freeway Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp And walked out with a magical lamp I met Malika, we gave me three wishes That night, I fucked three fat bitches Then get the fuck with it, forget it I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it When the genie sends on with the show It's Hocus Pocus Jokus Malika, climb aboard our magic train To join us and soar Hocus Pocus Jokus Come take a spin on the carnival City to village, village to town The show must go on Hocus Pocus Jokus Come take a spin on the carnival Clouds of darkness And underneath them come the clowns Hocus Pocus Jokus Come take a spin on the carnival