Oh, she's on the table, gather 'round

Oh, she's really moving, look who's laughing now

I swear that boy is looking up her skirt

And right now it's just a party, but in an hour it's gonna hurt And I've had my chances, you've had yours

I guess that's why you climb up there

And I'm down here watching from the floor

But what I think is, baby, you don't care, no, you don't care One of us better be wrong, I hope it's you

One of us gonna go down and I hope it's you

One of us gonna end up in a hostile room

And I hope it's you, yeah, I hope it's you Money's coming steady and it's flowing in

But the one thing he's not asking, is where it's been

I swear somebody's bleeding for his fancy cars

And he's too busy driving to see the stains on his credit card And I've had my chances, you've had yours

I guess that's why you climb up there

And I'm down here watching from the floor

But what I think is, baby, you don't care, no, you don't care One of us better be wrong and I hope it's you

One of us gonna go down and I hope it's you

One of us gonna end up in a hostile room

And I hope it's you, yeah, I hope it's you You run into the bathroom

But your girlfriend's purse is empty

You swear you're not a booster

But you're freaking 'cause you left it

And we know you're going anyway Children running crazy through the grocery store

And mama's little helper just makes her head feel sore

And daddy's in the bedroom with his new best friend

And I know life isn't perfect but that's just too hard to comprehend And I've had my chances, you've had yours

I guess that's why you climb up there

And I'm down here watching from the floor

What I think is, baby, you don't care, no, you don't care One of us better be wrong, I hope it's you

One of us gonna go down and I hope it's you

One of us gonna end up in a hostile room

And I hope it's you, yeah, I hope it's you One of us better be wrong

One of us gonna go down

One of us gonna end up