No, no, no, really.I know it's a hard decision for you.But take your time.Look at her.And look at me.Now, I know that you can't heal.And you feel that you're stuck.But now you have a choice.Look at her. Look at me.I just want you to know,I'm available.Hey!Oh!You!I'm available.Hey!Oh!You!I'm available.Ooh, looking goodif you're going wrong. I'm not a narcissist.But if I was a heart attack, I'd put you on a critical list.Imagine me hanging at the clubunderground, people freaking on the wall,dancing to the funk sound.I'm just thinking back, and then I had an observation.Another woman's man took my hippity hippityattention. I got him free. I'm a VIP.Do you want to be with her?Do you want to be with me? Come on.So you're watchingacross the floor.And there's one thing that I thinkthat you should know.Is that I'm just a baby, baby.I'm available. If you need some butter.I'm available. If you need some understanding.I'm available. If you needsome hugging. I'm available.Oh!If you were nothere with her,would you be here with me?Don't youlove me?If you were nothere with her,would you be here with me?Doesn't that soundso good to you, baby?Hey!I'm available.Ooh!I'm available.First I had a margarita.Then I had a Mai Tai.Then I had a fuzzy baby.Then I was drunk to all my pain.Didn't lose my cool. But I got toadmit that I felt brand new.Got to understand. See, I had a plan.I said, baby, do you wantto be my man? To be or not to be?That's the question. Do you want to bewith her? Do you want to be with me?Come on.So you're staring across the floor.And there's one thing thatI think that you should know.I'm available.I'm available.I'm available.I'm available.I'm available.I'm available.If you were nothere with her,would you be here with me?Don't youlove me?If you were nothere with her,look at her.Look at me.Do you want to be with her? Do you want to be with me?If you were not here with her,would you be here with me?Doesn't that soundso interesting?Oh, oh.If you were not here with her,would you be here with me?To be here withme doesn't that soundso good to you, baby?I don't know why it's taking you so longto make a decision.Look at her.Look at me.Now, I'm gonna turn aroundso that you can see my better assetsso you know that I can hang in this situation.Look at her.Compared to her pistol,baby, I'm a shotgun.Hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity,hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, hibbity, I'm available.Hib, hib, hib, hib.Hib, hib, hib, hib.Hib, hib, hib, hib.Oh, no, no.Oh, no, no.Hib, hib.I'm available.I'm available.If you werenot here with her,you could be with me.Don't youagree?If you werenot here with her.Look at her.Look at me.Do you wanna be with her?If you were not here with her,you could be here with me.Don't that soundso interesting?Oh, oh.If you were not here with her,you could be here with me.Beingwith me doesn't soundso good, do you, baby?If you were not here with her,you could be here with me.Don't that soundso interesting?Oh, oh.If you were not here with her,you could be here with me.Be here with me.Let's get up and start.Huh, baby, I'm shotgun.Hib, hib, hib, hib.Hib, hib, hib, hib, hib.Hib, hib, hib, hib, hib.Hib, hib, hib, hib, hib.Don't you agree?I'm available.I'm available.If you wereto be with her, I mean.Huh?What's going on?What's going on?Move over.All right, I'm here.I'm taking position now.Make a decision now.