I've got a juice head, babyShe's drunk all the timeI've got a juice head, babyShe's drunk all the timeWhen she can't get liquorsShe almost loses her mindShe drinks whiskey like waterDrinks gin like lemonadeShe drinks whiskey like waterDrinks gin like lemonadeShe makes me go to work earlyWhile she layin' round in the shedNow she'd rather drink whiskeyThan eat a seven course mealThan eat a seven course mealWhen she's high she's happyNow you know just how I feelI worry when she's loud and rowdyI worry when she's quietIt's gettin' darned expensiveTo keep up her whiskey dietI took her to a doctorAnd this is what he saidThere ain't no pill can help herShe's just a natural whiskey headI've got those juice headsDo as I can beNow my woman and her whiskeyIs going to be the death of me