Sometimes I think that I was born to fail Sometimes I drink whiskey from a holy grail Sometimes I'm scared that I'll never live up to your expectations Some nights I get in trouble with my friends Apologize but I know we'll do it all again Sorry mom, I think I just messed up my reputation I dialed heaven but I got rejected And I didn't even leave a message If we go to hell I won't regret it Cause at least I get to go with you Cause all my friends are losers And we were born to lose Yeah, all my friends are losers But if I die and go to hell Then you know it all well Cause at least I get to go with you Cause all my friends are losers And we were born to lose Yeah, all my friends are losers But if I die and go to hell Then you know it all well Cause at least I get to go with you All of my friends have anxiety Gotta have it all figured out by 23 That's why we think too much and overcomplicate things Kicked out of school, didn't let you down Cause my mama cried when they threw me out If I could go back I'd tell myself not to worry Cause all my friends are losers And we were born to lose Yeah, all my friends are losers But if I die and go to hell Then you know it all well Cause at least I get to go with you I don't care anymore I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kiss me? I don't care anymore I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kiss me? Cause all my friends are losers And we were born to lose Yeah, all my friends are losers But if I die and go to hell Then you know it all well Cause at least I get to go with you I don't care anymore I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kiss me? I don't care anymore I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kiss me?