If I let this out now, I'll be screaming out loudMy man is being so mean to me, I can't rest his crownHe's being mean to me, mean to me and making me blueAnd if I ever get the chance, I'm going to throw him out and send him to youIt started quite funny when we got out of bedI brought him up and screwed him till the love was deadHe's being mean to me, mean to me and making me blueAnd if I ever get the chance, I'm going to throw him out and send him to youI'm going to tie him to the railway line and jump on a trainI'm going to take away his parachuteHe's being mean to me, mean to me and making me blueAnd if I ever get the chance, I'm going to throw him out and send him to youHe carried all my data, broke a toe in the lineHe smells like he's been boozing, he's been drinking the wineHe's being mean to me, mean to me and making me blueAnd if I ever get the chance, I'm going to throw him out and send him to youHe's being mean to me, mean to me and making me blueAnd if I ever get the chance, I'm going to throw him out and send him to you