These are the few of my favorite thingsCucumber foliage and crisp apple stripsDoorbells and sleigh bells, snistles and ghostsWild geese that fly with the moon on their wingsThese are a few of my favorite thingsWhen the dog bites, when the bee stingsWhen I'm feeling sadI still remember my favorite thingsAnd then I don't feel so badGirls in white dresses, blue satin sunsheetsSnowy fakes that stay on the nose and eyelashesBurl white windows that melt into springThese are a few of my favorite thingsThese are some roses and brusquets on the windowsColored candles and warm wool in winterBut hey, maybe I could just tie up the stringsThese are a few of my favorite thingsWhen the dog bites, when the bee stingsWhen I'm feeling sadI still remember my favorite thingsAnd then I don't feel so badMy name is Scotty and my name is WalterAnd my name's NathanWe'll show you all around on Christmas