All the hoes are hauntin' at the National HotelSnorin' and screamin' down the hall the demons dwellEvery night they're knockin', come a-knockin' at my doorCallin' out for Shirley, she don't live here anymoreThe radiator rumbles, he's tryin' to get awayFrom the cockroach in the corner, who likes a livin' this wayAnd the smell that keeps risin' from down in the Greek dining roomGreasy spoon, reminds me of the waitress who bout got me howlin' and bangin' the moonThe carpet lives on ketchup, and the light bulb lives on fliesThe wallpaper pattern lives on anything, it can hypnotizeAll the hoes are hauntin' at the National HotelSnorin' and screamin' down the hall the demons dwellEvery night they're knockin', come a-knockin' at my doorCallin' out for Shirley, she don't live here anymore