Have fun! To the movies, cocktails for two The Tower of London or the Change of the Guard Go dancing at Stringfellow's, choosing is hard But if, like me, you're tired of culture I think I got a better idea Let's go and get a taxi, taxi Hey, hey, hey, taxi, taxi Hey, hey, hey, taxi, taxi Back to my place To Planet Hollywood, a beautiful meal A man and two swords, those figures look real The Trocadero is a whole lot of fun The mousetrap must be good, it's had a long run Please permit me another suggestion I'm in a hotel terribly near We're gonna get a taxi, taxi Drive and take us there, taxi, taxi I will pay the fare, taxi, taxi Back to my place Art museums, exhibitions, don't you think they're drab? Let us lose our inhibitions and catch that cab Taxi, taxi I'm feeling very sexy, sexy Hey, hey, hey, taxi, taxi Back to my place You know, it's not very far, is it? Taxi, taxi That's a very bad Taxi, taxi Working up a sweat Taxi, taxi Back to my place That's the job they got Once more round the block Taxi, taxi Ooh, do it in a taxi, taxi I love it in a taxi, taxi Oh, forget my place That's nice