Wife No. 1Wife No. 2Wife No. 2So loyal and so trueTill the wind on bridge top blewShe was mineBut when she hit that railway trackThere was no going backI watched her poor head crackAbout 8 or 9She did not love me rightI called her late at nightAsking her friends adviceInstead of calling herInstead of mineThe women and their husbandsThey are chuck and they are cheatsYou cannot call it trueLoving to one who's on your kneesThe women and their husbandsThey are nothingThey are soundLove just can't surviveUnless you learn a hush or mouthLove just can't surviveUnless you learn a hush or mouthWife No. 3She fell into the seaBut I had to let her beI could not swimAs I stood there soaking wetMy only real regretIs I could not quite forgetShe slept with himThe women and their husbandsThey are chuck and they are cheatsYou cannot call it trueLoving to one who's on your kneesThe women and their husbandsThey are chuck and they are cheatsYou cannot call it trueLoving to one who's on your kneesI could not quite forgetI could not find contentmentIn my lifeMy roleMy freedomWife number 3I shall show herSo I like to stay indoors and watch TVIf he mentions going outHe puts finger to my mindAnd reminds me of wise one, two, and threeThree