You walked into the party like you were walking into a yardYou had strategically day below one eyeYour scarf, it was apricotYou had one eye in the mirrorAs you watched yourself go ***And all the girls dreamed that that'd be your partnerThat'd be your partnerAnd you're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainYou're so vainBut you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?You had me several years agoWhen I was still quite naiveWell, you said that we'd make such a pretty pairAnd that you would never leaveBut you gave away the things you lovedAnd one of them was meI had some dreams that were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffeeAnd you're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainYou're so vainBut you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?You had me several years agoWhen I was still quite naiveWell, you said that we'd make such a pretty pairAnd that you would never leaveBut you gave away the things you lovedAnd one of them was meYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainYou're so vainBut you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?Well, I hear you went up to SaratogaAnd your horse naturally wonAnd you flew your legion to Nova ScotiaTo see the total eclipse of the sunWell, you're where you should be all the timeAnd when you're not your waySome underworld spy or a wife of a close friendWife of a close friendYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainYou're so vainBut you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?. . .. . .. . .